Secret Revealed – Somalia(language) is Bihari!!!

Dear Readers,

It’s been a long hiatus.  I have been meaning to post in my blog but my procrastination gets the better of me.  I am pleased to announce, I have made one-of-a-kind discovery of the world’s most well kept secret – ‘Somalia(language) is Bihari’

As usual, I would like my readers, all 5 of them, to know I mean no offence to any community.  And please don’t kill me over this silly post, I just got married.

Without further adieu, I want to present to you my proof (thanks to google translation & a very boring afternoon). Following are 5 fine examples why Somalia is Bihari.

1. Somalia is bihari – Soomaaliya waa Bihari​

First example is the title itself. Now say it like how a Bihari would and read on further.

2. Google is my friend – Google waa saaxiibkay

Now say it, Google waa ‘Sexy’  be!!! Because without google my discovery would mean nothing.

3. Mobile is broken – mobile ah waa la dumiyey

Now say it like,  “Mobilaa wala Dummy hain” Only dumb mobile providers can give broken mobiles. Am I right or Am I right?

4. Muffin is a pomeranian –  Muffin waa pomeranian ah

Now, that we have established the breed of my pet. Let me tell you something more about her.

5. Muffin is fat – Muffins waa baruurta

She is also fat like a double meat stuffed burrito.

Muffin Burrito

In conclusion, with the above given proof I would like assert my discovery that Somalia(language) is indeed Bihari.

Yours Madly,



In my short life, I have been chased by a wild duck, stamped on a vengeful bumblebee (barefoot), gnawed by a insolent cat for feeding it, nudged by a cow towards a charging two-wheeler, and not to mention dogs treat me as their chew toy. Life is short. So go ahead and enjoy my satirical analogies, quirky theories, sagacious epiphanies and mind-blowing artwork before I meet my untimely death caused by a cockroach.

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