It’s been a long hiatus. I have been meaning to post in my blog but my procrastination gets the better of me. I am pleased to announce, I have made one-of-a-kind discovery of the world’s most well kept secret – ‘Somalia(language) is Bihari’
As usual, I would like my readers, all 5 of them, to know I mean no offence to any community. And please don’t kill me over this silly post, I just got married.
Without further adieu, I want to present to you my proof (thanks to google translation & a very boring afternoon). Following are 5 fine examples why Somalia is Bihari.
1. Somalia is bihari – Soomaaliya waa Bihari
First example is the title itself. Now say it like how a Bihari would and read on further.
2. Google is my friend – Google waa saaxiibkay
Now say it, Google waa ‘Sexy’ be!!! Because without google my discovery would mean nothing.
3. Mobile is broken – mobile ah waa la dumiyey
Now say it like, “Mobilaa wala Dummy hain” Only dumb mobile providers can give broken mobiles. Am I right or Am I right?
4. Muffin is a pomeranian – Muffin waa pomeranian ah
Now, that we have established the breed of my pet. Let me tell you something more about her.
5. Muffin is fat – Muffins waa baruurta
She is also fat like a double meat stuffed burrito.
In conclusion, with the above given proof I would like assert my discovery that Somalia(language) is indeed Bihari.